This takes the form of Tom's battered homework diary - crammed with his doodles and stories. Exciting News! Mr Fullerman announces that class 5F are going on an 'Activity Break'! Which should be fun. As long as I don't ge stuck in a group with anyone who snores or worse still with ...Marcus Meldrew. Delia is already threatening to paint my room funny colours while I'm away. Which is annoying. I…
TIPS FOR BEING TOP OF THE CLASS (Sadly...I did NONE of these things.) 1. Stay awake in lessons (it helps.) 2. Don't draw HILARIOUS pictures of your teachers. 3. AVOID the class bully to stay out of trouble. 4. Don't let Mum and Dad write ANYTHING in your school planner. 5. Don't let your grumpy sister Delia BOSS you around. (Technically not a school issue - but still important.) I'm TRYING to g…
'No school for two whole weeks! (Yeah!) I can forget all about lessons (and irritating things like Marcus Meldrew). And concentrate on good stuff like: Inventing new ways to annoy my sister Delia. (So many). Unfortunately a couple of small problems called the dentist and my big weirdo sister, Delia, seem to be getting in the way of my plans...'.
It's really cold outside and we're all hoping it's going to snow. Yeah! Derek and I could make a snow Rooster and have a snowball fight (look out, Delia!). Granny Mavis has started to knit me a new winter jumper, but by the looks of things I'm not sure it's going to fit. . .
From the winner of the Roald Dahl Funny Prize, the Best Book for Younger Readers - Red House Children's Book Award, the Waterstones Children's Book Prize 5 - 12 year-olds and the Blue Peter Best Story Book Award 2013, comes the eighth amazing instalment of this brilliant illustrated series in diary format!
Kabar Menyenangkan ...
1. Aku menemukan LEBIH BANYAK cara hebat untuk menggunakan kacamata hitam Delia
(yang tidak dia ketahui).
2. Aku mendapat banyak hadiah menarik di hari ulang tahunku. Salah satunya adalah pemberian dari Dad, Mum, Granny, dan Grandad. Apakah gitu? Ah, lihat saja nanti.
Tidak ada sekolah selama dua minggu penuh! Aku bisa melupakan SEMUA pelajaran (dan hal-hal menyebalkan seperti Marcus Meldrew). Aku bisa berkonsentrasi pada hal-hal MENYENANGKAN. Tapi aku punya MASALAH yang cukup gawat: GIGIKU SANGAT SAKIT! Jadi, aku sulit melakukan apa pun, termasuk menggambar! Padahal, aku sangat suka menggambar (terutama menggambar untuk membuat Delia marah. Ha! Ha!) Aww!
Melihat Delia tanpa kacamata hitamnya adalah kejutan BESAR, tapi itu tidak seberapa dibandingkan dengan kejutan yang Ayah siapkan untukku dengan rezim kebugarannya yang baru ditemukan. Dia bilang dia akan bertanding di Hari Olahraga. Malu! Sementara Derek, Norman dan saya terus berlatih di DOGZOMBIES jadi kami benar-benar siap untuk Talent Show sekolah.